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So the following all happened within five to seven minutes during my lunch today.

Free root beer floats at Pioneer Square courtesy of Thomas Kemper and Tillamook, both local companies. Gotta come out and support your local companies, and by support, I mean take their free stuff.

Saw this guy and his shirt across from Pioneer. “Jews For Jesus” always makes me giggle when I hear it. I could care less about who thinks or says who killed who or whatever. I HATED “The Passion of the Christ” with an even bigger passion. But I’m a fan of ironic conflict. So this shirt inspired me to create a few more conflicted interest groups:

-Manson Followers for Pigs
-Midgets for Light Bulbs
-Alcoholics for Water
-Vegans for Bacon
-Blacks for Republicans
-Republicans for Blacks
(OK…gotta stop before I get too political.)

Finally, I saw this card sitting on a tiny window separation shelf at Rite Aid. Got a few odd looks as I snapped a pic of it. I haven’t even visited the web site yet. It might be like freevirus.com for all I know. I was afraid to pick up the card because it was at the Rite-Aid on 6th where lots of homeless people hang out, and I was afraid the card might be toxic to the touch, killing me and simultaneously ejecting my pocket change.

(Apologies to all crusty punks reading this blog. Oh wait, the Amish have better odds of reading it. Apology withdrawn.)

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